Signs that You Have a Toddler

You begin eating certain foods in secret so you don't have to share.

You thank God for the person who invented DustBuster hand vacs.

You know the words to more board books than you do Bible verses.

You have mastered the art of diaper changing a child who is in motion, usually away from you, and usually at top speeds.

There's nothing poisonous, breakable or choke-worthy within 4' above your floor.

You frequently examine your baby's diaper for poop consistency.

You are used to eating cold food, sometimes with your hands, and sometimes after breaking the food into baby's bite-sized pieces.

You are relieved when you discover that the random thing your bub just ate off the floor was just an old "puff" or cookie.

You clean bottles that fell on the floor by sucking the germs off the nipple.

Your nose and diaper-poofiness determine when your kid gets a new diaper.

Your 3-second rule is now a 10-second rule, unless it's in your own house, in which case it might be a 3-day rule.

You dread changing your kid's clothes as much as your child hates being changed.

Restaurants that don't have high chairs or kids' menus shock you.

Your kid has more clothes that they've outgrown, than clothes that fit them.

You know about the secret "T" sizes now.

There are multiple kinds of sippy cups in your home.

You're almost qualified to do manicures since you've become a nail-clipping pro.

You feel guilty about buying yourself something if you don't buy something for the toddler.

Laundry is a daily chore.

Showering may not be.

Got any others? Feel free to add your own :)

Sorry it's blurry - she moves around too much these days!